Apparently a bunny had the audacity to step its little paws onto our driveway. I have spent the last twenty minutes trying to calm the dog down and assure him that the bunny will do us no harm. Post man? Fine. Flyer people? Great. Bunnies? BUNNIES MUST DIE!!!!!
"Bunnies aren’t just cute like everybody supposes! They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses! And what’s with all the carrots?! What do they need such good eyesight for anyway!? Bunnies! Bunnies! It must be bunnies!!
ReplyDelete*silence*
..or maybe midgets?"